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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.2.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.3.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.4.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.5.
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you’ll be a mile away, and have his shoes.6.
This girl rang me up one time, she says “come over, nobody is home”, I went over, no one was home!7.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.8.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.9.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.10
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown
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