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Thursday, 19 January 2012

Top Ten Funniest Quotes of the year 2011

1.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

3.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

5.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you’ll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

6.

This girl rang me up one time, she says “come over, nobody is home”, I went over, no one was home!

7.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

8.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.


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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown

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